Ye Ole Rustic Tavern
My closest bar is Ye Ole Rustic Tavern. I went there to play chess with my friend Brian.
My friend Brian:

You can see that he is domestic. You also can see that this photo was taken a long time ago before it had snowed already. You can see I only had my shitty camera on my phone to take the pictures in this post.
Anyway, Brian and I ply chess in the Tavern. The beer is cheap. The Packers are losing by a gazillion, so the bar patrons are morose and hammered, but not violent, because it's a preseason game.
The Tavern sells pickled eggs. I am surprised. I thought they were only sold at Moe's, in Springfield. Of course I have to have one (Brian eats them regularly). And I have to have it with a shot of bourbon, in a plastic shotglass:

With mustard.
Oh yeah, there was a bug zapper in the corner. So our game was punctuated by the sweet sound of death. ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzt!
My friend Brian:

You can see that he is domestic. You also can see that this photo was taken a long time ago before it had snowed already. You can see I only had my shitty camera on my phone to take the pictures in this post.
Anyway, Brian and I ply chess in the Tavern. The beer is cheap. The Packers are losing by a gazillion, so the bar patrons are morose and hammered, but not violent, because it's a preseason game.
The Tavern sells pickled eggs. I am surprised. I thought they were only sold at Moe's, in Springfield. Of course I have to have one (Brian eats them regularly). And I have to have it with a shot of bourbon, in a plastic shotglass:

With mustard.
Oh yeah, there was a bug zapper in the corner. So our game was punctuated by the sweet sound of death. ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzt!


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